Happy St. Patrick’s Day from The League Report!

Roses are green,

Violets are green,

League of Legends is going to lag all St. Patrick’s Day,

Because Riot is mean.

Enjoy the ISP lag, my Charter/Comcast/AT&T/Quest/CenturyLink/Potato using friends!

– A sad League of Legends player named Steve

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Scarra Stream Review

Name- Scarra

Link- http://www.twitch.tv/scarra

Roles played: Mid, jungle

Champions- Right now he is playing a lot of different mid champions, known for his gragas, diana, and kat play.

Description- Mid laner for team dignitas, north american all star. Doesn’t stream very often at the moment, but when he does it is a treat. He gives very good insight into his decision making, and even will comment on other players good or poor play. He is a pretty funny guy his streams often lead to some hilarious face palms.

Rating- Challenger

Imaqtpie Stream Review

Name  – Imaqtpie

Linkhttp://www.twitch.tv/imaqtpie

Roles Played –  ADC, Mid, Jungle

Champions – Plays all ADC’s.  One of the best Ezreal players in North America. Plays a lot of Zed/Lee Sin/ Kha’zix in Solo Queue, as well as a huge variety of other champions.

Description – Imaqtpie is the ADC for Team Dignitas.  This is one of our favorite streamers, as he streams almost everyday in the morning/ afternoon. You get the full twitch experience when you watch Imaqtpie stream, from top level game play, to his hilarious troll personality, the funniest queue time games, and the best of twitch chat 2013. We highly recommend you ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノRaise Your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Stream Rating – Challenger

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Imaqtpie also wrote the Book of Dong.  Here is one excerpt:

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said “take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me.” When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, “take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me.” (Book of Dong 6:12)

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